We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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