And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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