i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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