According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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