I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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