sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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