I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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