she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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