just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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