he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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