No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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