it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
false alarm, still single
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