'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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