Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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