What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Randomize
