the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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