So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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