O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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