thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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