they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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