Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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