She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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