The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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