Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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