he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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