i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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