Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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