After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
is it fun? or sober?
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