Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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