belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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