Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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