Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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