I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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