I cockslap morals
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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