Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
