What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Too much gin, very little bucket
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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