Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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