I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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