i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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