she kept yelling 'call me bella'
the day after is always just damage control
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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