Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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