I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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