She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm both gender and math confused
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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