You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
