So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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