It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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