Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Randomize
