Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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