I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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