This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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