oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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