Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
