She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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