when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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